Dinar special tradition (treat inside)
Published: Thu, 12/19/19
Hi, ,
The dinar community wants ONE guilty pleasure for Christmas.
We've waited so so long.
It's not too much to ask, right?
We want the dinar to skyrocket in value!
We've been "good" afterall...
Even Guru Kaperoni hasn't been as grumpy this year! :)
What could be more magical than seeing the dinar rate
change on the site?
The problem is, Santa can't deliver this...
Only the people of Iraq can.
It's so nerve wracking isn't it?!?
They have so much wealth...
But they can't seem to get out
of their own way to tap into it.
It's right there!!
It all can make you doubt and feel
silly for believing in this whole dang thing!
I've been sitting right beside side you on this crazy ride...
We've been here since 2010...
Wow!
Can you believe that?
2010!
I can say this...after following the gurus
every single day for the last 9 years and posting probably over 27,000
guru posts on www.dinarguru.com ...
The dinar still feels exciting...
It still feels like Iraq has a REAL chance to win, doesn't it!
They still have so much going for it...
All that oil and all that potential.
It still feels like the dinar can just bust through at any moment!
That's pretty impressive to be able to FEEL that after
all this time.
If you've been following the gurus, you already know
things are as real as they've ever been...
The protesters have changed the game.
The CBI is talking "drop the zeros", lower denominations and
all sorts of international milestones being reached...
If you haven't been paying attention it might time to
got to visit Dinar Guru and follow along again.
It's the start of a new year and the CBI says something
is going to happen soon...
After all this time you don't want to miss things as they unfold.
Only 12 days left in 2019...
We see LOT's stirring...now let's catch that dinar mouse already! ;)
Now for the Christmas time treat...
I've sent this out the past nine years...the community loves it...it's
a favorite for sure.
Perhaps this will be the LAST time we see this tradition?!! :)
The community is abuzz with possibilities and debate!
My fingers are crossed this is the last Christmas you
get this...so enjoy this sweet RV poem while you can.
May your last days of 2019 be bright and merry and your nights
warm and loving...
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Blanche
Twas The Night Before Reval
Twas the night before reval, when all through the house
Not a creature was sleeping, not even my spouse.
The Dinars were laid on the table with care,
In hopes that the news soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of new cars danced in their heads.
And mamma in her snuggie, and I in my drawers,
Had just settled our brains for a long currency war.
When on the computer there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.
Away to DinarGuru.com I typed with a clash,
opening to the homepage to see the News Flash.
The glow of the screen on my laid out Dinar
Gave the vision of dreams I had held at afar.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a flashing notice the RV was here .
The government was seated, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be a trick.
More rapid than eagles they fell all in line,
The IMF had told them "Now is the time".
"Now Mahdi! now, Allawi! now, Abadi and Saad!
On, Mullahs! On, Kurds! on, Ashour and Awaad!
To the top of the basket! to the top of the chart!
Now Revaluate! Revaluate! The RV must start!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the top of the forex charts they flew,
With accounts full of dollars, and new millionaires too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the tile
The prancing and dancing of my wife gone wild.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
I heard my phone ring, a startling sound.
It was my neighbor, who lives down the street,
He is a banker for Chase, and asked could we meet.
A bundle of ideals he had in his mind, of places my riches to put
he could find,
He sounded excited, but I had my plan set in my mind.
His voice how it lifted! He sounded so merry!
His words were like candy, his attitude so cherry!
He promised an exchange rate, without a great spread,
I feared if I trusted my dreams would be dead.
The receiver of the phone, he held tight in his hand,
And I could tell his heart, was beating like a band.
I could imagine his broad face and a big round belly,
That shook when he spoke, like a bowlful of jelly!
He is chubby and plump, like a fat old elf,
And I laughed when I thought about him, in spite of myself!
He asked me to call soon, as he was going to bed,
I thought to myself I have nothing to dread.
I put down the phone, and went straight to work,
I counted my money, then turned with a jerk.
I felt a soft finger aside of my nose,
And there stood my wife in an amorous pose!
I sprang to my feet, and let out a whistle,
And away we flew to our room like the down of a thistle.
The children surely heard me exclaim, as we dove out of sight,
"Happy RV to all, and to all a good-night!"
Author......Unknown
Perhaps this will be the LAST time we see this tradition?!! :)
The community is abuzz with possibilities and debate!
My fingers are crossed this is the last Christmas you
get this...so enjoy this sweet RV poem while you can.
May your last days of 2019 be bright and merry and your nights
warm and loving...
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Blanche
Twas The Night Before Reval
Twas the night before reval, when all through the house
Not a creature was sleeping, not even my spouse.
The Dinars were laid on the table with care,
In hopes that the news soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of new cars danced in their heads.
And mamma in her snuggie, and I in my drawers,
Had just settled our brains for a long currency war.
When on the computer there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.
Away to DinarGuru.com I typed with a clash,
opening to the homepage to see the News Flash.
The glow of the screen on my laid out Dinar
Gave the vision of dreams I had held at afar.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a flashing notice the RV was here .
The government was seated, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be a trick.
More rapid than eagles they fell all in line,
The IMF had told them "Now is the time".
"Now Mahdi! now, Allawi! now, Abadi and Saad!
On, Mullahs! On, Kurds! on, Ashour and Awaad!
To the top of the basket! to the top of the chart!
Now Revaluate! Revaluate! The RV must start!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the top of the forex charts they flew,
With accounts full of dollars, and new millionaires too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the tile
The prancing and dancing of my wife gone wild.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
I heard my phone ring, a startling sound.
It was my neighbor, who lives down the street,
He is a banker for Chase, and asked could we meet.
A bundle of ideals he had in his mind, of places my riches to put
he could find,
He sounded excited, but I had my plan set in my mind.
His voice how it lifted! He sounded so merry!
His words were like candy, his attitude so cherry!
He promised an exchange rate, without a great spread,
I feared if I trusted my dreams would be dead.
The receiver of the phone, he held tight in his hand,
And I could tell his heart, was beating like a band.
I could imagine his broad face and a big round belly,
That shook when he spoke, like a bowlful of jelly!
He is chubby and plump, like a fat old elf,
And I laughed when I thought about him, in spite of myself!
He asked me to call soon, as he was going to bed,
I thought to myself I have nothing to dread.
I put down the phone, and went straight to work,
I counted my money, then turned with a jerk.
I felt a soft finger aside of my nose,
And there stood my wife in an amorous pose!
I sprang to my feet, and let out a whistle,
And away we flew to our room like the down of a thistle.
The children surely heard me exclaim, as we dove out of sight,
"Happy RV to all, and to all a good-night!"
Author......Unknown

talk soon
Blanche
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